gnomebomb:

My journey is now reaching new heights and new speeds; it has me frightening myself and falling down, looking through goggles and learning how to snowboard.

Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command “go hang Yourself.”

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

My cat likes to hang out in boxes.

I cut holes in a box for my cat. He seemed to enjoy it!

sorry mom and dad…..

gnomebomb:

I told you about the time I chased a bus, and how taxicabs have an aversion to picking up gnomes, but I never told you how I wait for subway attendants who never seem to inhabit their little boxes.  In New York, anyway of getting there is a way of getting frustrated.